i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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