Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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