I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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