He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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