Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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