Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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