Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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