Apparently you make a good broom.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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