I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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