hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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