just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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