butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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