yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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