I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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