apparently the secret to your success is patron
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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