absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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