I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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