I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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