Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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