You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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