Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Help. Why am I so naked?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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