oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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