have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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