OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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