I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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