North Korea, Best Korea!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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