Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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