I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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