do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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