Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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