seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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