She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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