My Higher Power is John Stamos
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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