My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My vagina is officially offended.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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