I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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