I can tuck mytits in my pants
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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