Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
