Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
