i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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