the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize