Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think your dad took our porno
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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