Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
another moral hangover. fuck.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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