Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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