Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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