TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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