I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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