Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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