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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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