I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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