too bad you live with your parents still
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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