like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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