May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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