No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
