Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
we should paint friendship bongs
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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